Funny WiFi addresses [sic] are the new funny answering machine messages. You all remember when answering machines came out, right? Or at least you’ve seen this episode of Seinfeld? In an era when no one uses the phone anymore (except telemarketers and Robo callers), the wireless network SSID is where you can share your punnery with random neighbors and passers-by. The Reddit thread led to some absolute gems which I’m pretty sure you can steal for your own amusement. Here are some of my favorites:
Boulevard of Broken StreamsBelieve it or not, George’s wifi isn’t onlineTell My WiFi Love HerDarude – LANStormC===[::::::::::::::::>Dialup InternetNo More Mister WiFiPretty Fly for a WiFiSearching…WhoFi WhatFi WhenFi WhereFi WiFiAEIOU and sometimes WiFiA LAN down underMyNeighborsHaveTheBestNeighborFBI Surveillance VanGet off my LANThe LAN Before TimeWinternetisComingThe PromisedLANFlowers By IreneVirus Filled NetworkDora the Internet ExplorerRebellious Amish FamilyHP PrinterSilence of the LANsMartin Router King, JRThe ForceIsThisTheKrustyKrabWi Believe I Can FiDrop It Like It’s HotSpotSkynetStranger PingsWiFi Art Thou Romeo?NSA_GuestNachoWirelessObi-WAN-Kenobi
Bonus: If you have a multiband router, you can have multiple SSIDs! Here are some good one-two punch jokes:
MostlyHarmless and Don’tPanicLANdo Calrissian and LAN SoloWayneManor and TheBatCaveThis LAN is My LAN and This LAN is Your Lan
What’s your SSID? Share your funnies in the comments! That’s hilarious. My SSID has been ERROR for a long time. Confuses people who come over all the time. ;) Brent Comment
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